I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

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Life’s too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don’t care.
– Matty Healy (the 1975)

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how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

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